Shoot Yer Mouth Off

One-man shows are all well and good but you can hardly have a proper party when it’s just you and your tinnies. So if you want to try and gatecrash, have a go. I’ll consider anything that’s well-written and intelligent, whether it’s serious, humourous or just plain weird. Just use the contact form below to drop me a line and I’ll get back to you as soon as I’ve sobered up.

And, unless you say otherwise, anything you send me will be considered for posting on the front page. This doesn’t apply to anything sent by fascists and other idiots – you’re fair game for ridicule and insult and will be given maximum exposure regardless.